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The best of Bollywood lines..

our hindi movies have added spice to our daily use of dramatic language.. some of these are now a part and parcel of any exaggerated dialogue – onscreen or off…

some of these that will never be forgotten are more generic dialogues whereas the others are movie specific.. nonetheless, here we go..

Pushpa… I hate tears

Mere paas MAA hai.

Kitne admi the?

Jo darr gaya woh marr gaya

Pachas pachas kos dur jab bachha rota hai to maa kehti hai beta so jaa, so jaa nahi toh gabbbar aa jayega

Bade bade desho mein aisi choti choti baatein hoto rehti hai senorita

Aaj khush toh bohot hoge tum!

Fata poster nikla hero!

Aal izz well!

 Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hai

Arey ehsaan kaisa? Yeh toh mera farz tha

Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon

Tumhari maa aur behen mere kabze mein hai

Hands up you are under arrest!

Maine tumhe paala zarror hai lekin maine tujhe janam nahi diya

Main tujhe kutte ki maut marunga!

Is saboot ka iss case se bahut gehra talluk hai melord!

Picture abhi bhi baaki hai mere dost!

Isko dawa nahi dua ki zaroorat hai

Jahapana tusi great ho! Taufa kubool karo!

Ya toh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai!

Aaj Pooja kal koi duja.

Itna sannata kyu hai?

Saara sheher mujhe LOIN ke naam se janta hai

DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai

Hum jahan pe khade ho jaate hai line wahi se shuru hoti hai

Hum feke hue paise aaj bhi nahi uthate

Mogambo khush hua

Aap purush hi nahi mahapurush hai

Ek macchar admi ko hijda bana deta hai

Yeh dhai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padta hai toh admi uththa nahi, uthh jata hai.

Hum angrezo ke zamane ke jailor hai

BHAGWAAN KE LIYE MUJHE CHHOD DO!

Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Betaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!

Perfection ko improve karna mushkil hai

Hum dost the,hain, rahenge hamesha.

Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai

Maine apka namak khaya hai Sarkar.

Rishte mein toh hum tumhare baap lagte hai magar naam hai shehenshaah

Apne maa ka doodh piya hai toh samne aa!

Main aur meri tanhayi

Main apni favourite hoon

I can taak englis I can walk englis because englis is a phunny language

Kkkkkkkkk kiran!

Ek ladka aur ek ladki kabhi dost nahi ho sakte

Friendship ka ek usool hai no sorry no thank you

Babumoshai!!!!!

Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….warna na ho 

 Police ne tumhe chaaro taraf se gher liya hai

mubarakk ho ladka hua hai

Khaaaaamoooosh!!!!

Iss ghar ke darwaze tumhare liye hamesha ke liye bandh ho chukke hai

 Arrey oh baabu mushoy hum to rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain jiski dor us upar wale ke haathon main hai. kab, kaun kahan uthega ye koi nahin janta

 Objection overruled!

Order Order

 Ek phooti kaudi bhi nahi dunga

Isi din ke liye tujhe paal pos kar bada kiya hai?

Kya yeh tumhara akhri faisla hai?

 Thehro! yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti

Main kahan hoon?

Mona Darling!

Rahul. Naam to suna hoga.

Mere Karan Arjun ayenge

Main loot gayi barbaad ho gayi

Lo mooh meetha karo!

Marne nahi, tujhe maarne aya hoon!

Bole toh tension nahi lene kaa

Kuch kuch hota hai Rahul, tum nahi samjhoge!

Tumhara ishq ishq? Aur humara ishq sex?

College de gate de iss taraf hum life ko nachate hai aur dujji taraf life humein nacahati hai

Ladkiya toh uniform walon pe marti hai

Tumhara khoon khoon? Aur humara khoon paani?

Bol diya, bas bol diya!

Don ka intezaar toh gyaraah mulko ke police kar rahi hai

Balllllmaaaa

Ab sab upar wale ke haath mein hai

Languor ke munh main angoor

Ek ek ko chunn chunn  ke maroonga

i am sure there would be a lot more.. the gathering is on…

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